Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize