either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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