I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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