i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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