Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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