I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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