How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
and you fell through a lawn chair
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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