so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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