I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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