I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize