So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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