You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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