dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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