Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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