we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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