i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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