Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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