im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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