When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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