am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize