**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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