I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You can make out without kissing
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