My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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