Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
