Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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