well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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