More tranny stories later!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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