Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.