Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is it penis luge time yet?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.