dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her