Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.