why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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