people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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