Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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