Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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