dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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