the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't deserve a penis
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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