just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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