nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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