these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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