There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
