I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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