would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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