Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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