butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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