Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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