i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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