so explain again why im purple
no
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
