grandma shit on top of the toilet
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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