i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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