plz talk dirty to me
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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