He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
