My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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