i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
