I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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