i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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